When you’re getting a blow job and right before you nut you pull out, fire into both eyes and ears rendering them blind and deaf, then stick it back in their mouth and make them say “I’m Helen Keller!”
Person 1: “Man why are you looking so happy today?”
Person 2: “I gave my girl the Helen Keller last night”
Person 2: “I gave my girl the Helen Keller last night”
by BrinkedUp July 9, 2025

Kelsey’s dad said that Helen Keller was just a squealing meat puppet, he is totally a Helen Keller denier.
by Steinerwoodwork February 20, 2025

When you're fucking someone so hard that they pass out, therefore not seeing or hearing you fuck them. Meaning you have free rein over whatever you do to that poor soul that passed out during sex.
"I can't believe you did that babe, you pulled a Helen Keller on my last night, so I shot some kids into you, sorry about that"
by Parallaxative March 9, 2020

Helen
Helen is a snitch who puts dildos up her ass and says "I like it, daddy". She is very annoying and only cares for herself she is very dramatic and a fucking pain in the ass who always talks about drama. If u see a Helen run away fast they r a BITCH!!!!!
by Helen Stahl April 29, 2022

by Niklas187 February 3, 2018

Adjective; descriptor term for a girl whose two faced. Will never show you her true side, even if she says she does, that’s just a lie.
by hawktuah2024 October 12, 2024

It is when you have sex in the dark with ear plugs in so you can't see or hear the person your having sex with.
I fucked my girl last night but forgot to take out my ear plugs so I went Helen Keller Style instead.
by Stan Brown June 25, 2017
