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yoint guard

when a man wants to play the position that a woman should play in a man’s life.. yikeysss
“naaa, u playing gay guy games… pause, clearly a starting yoint guard!”
by sretaw, trebor June 14, 2022
mugGet the yoint guardmug.

Goldstream Guards

LSSAH's allied code name.
"the Goldstream Guards surrendered to US forces in the Steyr area on 8 May 1945"
by Socksssss February 23, 2024
mugGet the Goldstream Guardsmug.

Coast Guard

Like the Navy National Guard except they fuck up drug traffickers and they help the actual navy in times of war
Jack: hey did you hear that matthew joined the coast guard
Jill: yeah i heard he killed 87 mexican drug traffickers and smoked all their crack
by Darth N1h1lus July 10, 2020
mugGet the Coast Guardmug.

Royal Guard

A style in the DMC (Devil May Cry) Franchise that can be used while playing as Dante. Can be used in sentences to express a sense of blocking or "tanking" a hit/attack
"BRO I JUST ROYAL GUARDED THAT HIT"
by Totally a DMC expert November 13, 2023
mugGet the Royal Guardmug.

LIFE GUARDING

when a man cums on another man or women's nose.
"LIFE GUARDING" my boyfriend said he was gonna give me a facial but he came on my nose and was life guarding me
by ADDERALL ADMIRAL526 January 31, 2021
mugGet the LIFE GUARDINGmug.

Guard Mount Broke

The single greatest phrase ever said within security forces. When spoken it manifests unending amounts of adrenaline and willingness to complete the day. Also creates blindness to certain actions to keep from extending shifts.
Guard mount broke let’s get outta here.
by MarshallBurnetts March 12, 2022
mugGet the Guard Mount Brokemug.

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