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Guard Mount Broke

The single greatest phrase ever said within security forces. When spoken it manifests unending amounts of adrenaline and willingness to complete the day. Also creates blindness to certain actions to keep from extending shifts.
Guard mount broke let’s get outta here.
by MarshallBurnetts March 12, 2022
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LIFE GUARDING

when a man cums on another man or women's nose.
"LIFE GUARDING" my boyfriend said he was gonna give me a facial but he came on my nose and was life guarding me
by ADDERALL ADMIRAL526 January 31, 2021
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Guard Hoe

Someone who is a lifeguard just so they can meet boys.
Ava is such a guard hoe. She only works here to get with the deep guards.
by Guardwhore January 30, 2017
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sneeze guard

A piece of glass to protect the buffet food
Waitress: Our kitchen is slammed, it's much quicker to get the buffet.

Patron: No thanks, I don't trust the sneeze guard.

Live from grande prairie Alberta, sept 2017
by Toxicale April 19, 2018
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Royal Guard

A style in the DMC (Devil May Cry) Franchise that can be used while playing as Dante. Can be used in sentences to express a sense of blocking or "tanking" a hit/attack
"BRO I JUST ROYAL GUARDED THAT HIT"
by Totally a DMC expert November 13, 2023
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Coast Guard

Like the Navy National Guard except they fuck up drug traffickers and they help the actual navy in times of war
Jack: hey did you hear that matthew joined the coast guard
Jill: yeah i heard he killed 87 mexican drug traffickers and smoked all their crack
by Darth N1h1lus July 10, 2020
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