When you give your girl laxatives and you do anal and you pull out her diarrhea will spew upon your body representing a champagne bottle opening
by Hasaf August 26, 2019
Get the Champagne Bottle mug.When you've been riding your bicycle for some hours, and go for a big ol' crotch scratch leaving your hand covered in a mix of sweat, chamois cream and ball cheese. You then use this hand to have a bit of a drink, leaving your bidon covered in swamp funk.
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Get the raw bottle mug.WHEN YOU HAVE TO TAKE A SHIT AND THERE IS NOWHERE TO GO. YOU HAVE TO SQUASH IT DOWN AND BOTTLE IT UP.
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Get the Bottle capping mug.The dried up bit of substance crusting at the opening of a bottle that impedes the flow and sometime ends up in your dispensed portion. Often found on mustard, ketchup, and lotion. (See also lotion booger.)
Cindy: "Mom, Danny just flicked a bottle booger at me."
Danny: "See, it's just ketchup."
Mom: "Danny, stop picking bottle boogers and eating them!"
Danny: "See, it's just ketchup."
Mom: "Danny, stop picking bottle boogers and eating them!"
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