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Insta-Aids

Aids that surpasses the need for the victim to contract HIV first
Do not pass go, do not collect HIV, GO STRAIGHT TO AIDS!!! You are now in Insta-Aids
by D-Schwank January 26, 2011
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colon-aid

anything consumed that asists in the function of your colon or other defecatory functions. etymology of the word is rooted in "gator-aid".
man, a camel filterless and a cup of black coffee in the morning is like colon-aid for me. don't come into the bathroom for 30 to 45 minutes after i'm done.
by shifter2 February 21, 2008
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Jäger-aid

when you mix Jägermeister with Country Time lemonade that has mixed with water already.
yo I got so hung over last night by drinking that "Jäger-aid"
by T.S.1324 June 16, 2011
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dragon aids

an infection that trevor vecchio has because he’s a retard piece of shit that I’d terrible at communicating
by RaunchyNutSaq March 30, 2022
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puddle of aids

Deadly liquid that provides no possible chance of surviving once you touch it.
by gfiafp August 1, 2017
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AIDS ribboned

Refers to the 90s sitcom "Seinfeld" when Kramer refused to wear a ribbon for an AIDS Walk event and got harassed and assaulted for it. While being confronted about it by a mob of AIDS Walk participants in an alleyway, he yelled out "This is America!!! I dont have to wear anything I don't wanna wear!!!!!" and then they proceeded to assault him as he was trying to get away from them by climbing up a ladder that was attached to the side of a building.

Basically, the term "AIDS ribboned" is warranted in any situation where a group of people try to compell you to do something for no valid reason other than "everyone else is doing it"
Dude, I got AIDS ribboned at work for not wanting to wear one of those stupid tee shirts for the big company meeting/presentation/luncheon event.
by Turfjones904 September 2, 2020
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hand-aid

Noun: a helpful handjob to put a band-aid on your emotional state.
Hey baby, I could use a hand-aid right now!
by Slippery slapper March 28, 2021
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