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New Aids

A combination of both the Aids Virus and Lung Cancer, it is spread through skin contact and contracted from having anal sex whilst smoking multiple cigarettes at the same time.
Jake hearts the D and has New Aids
by Judy Blunt October 30, 2011
mugGet the New Aidsmug.

c aids

Something that every conner has, it's a mutated version of aids but it has the symptoms of swelling, skin turning red, holes forming in the chest that leak pus and mucus, hump forming in the back your face gets massive pimples that leak carbon monoxide and if you don't wash within 3 days of a conner touching you then you'll slowly gain all of these also back pain and poor posture.
Dude did you hear Joshua got c aids

No bro I didn't know that we should avoid him
by Yeah let's go with that April 27, 2022
mugGet the c aidsmug.

Weed aids

The fatal disease you receive for either going anti-clockwise or skipping someone out in a weed circle. Symptoms involve nosebleeds, projectile vomiting and green discharge
"oi don't skip Jake out you'll get weed aids you speck-head
by Maxxxxxam November 23, 2019
mugGet the Weed aidsmug.

Brand Aid

Someone who wears only one brand, essentially spending everything they own to fund their obsession to abercrombie and fitch, hollister etc..
Person 1- did you see tiffany's new hollister shirt?

Person 2- dude, shes a brand aider.. what did you expect?
by only unused name May 28, 2011
mugGet the Brand Aidmug.

Aids-juice

Aidsjuice is an racist slur to refer to blood of black people.
That nigga leaking aids-juice after being stabbed
by Mr Christian August 11, 2017
mugGet the Aids-juicemug.

Terminal Aids

Somebody that finishes off a player mid-fight in fortnite battle royale
"that kid that finished me of last night has terminal aids"
by Doctor Aids January 9, 2019
mugGet the Terminal Aidsmug.

colon-aid

anything consumed that asists in the function of your colon or other defecatory functions. etymology of the word is rooted in "gator-aid".
man, a camel filterless and a cup of black coffee in the morning is like colon-aid for me. don't come into the bathroom for 30 to 45 minutes after i'm done.
by shifter2 February 21, 2008
mugGet the colon-aidmug.

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