Text-Whore

A person who doesn't share texts. You're trying to find something fun to do and a friend says they'll text someone to figure out plans. You will then see them sending texts back and forth but when you ask what the person is saying they won't tell you.

*Phone Beep*
Dude 1: Hey man what are they saying?

Dude 2:... *Texting*

Dude 1: You're really a really annoying text-whore.

by Cam F October 19, 2008

textbook bored

When you are so bored that you have to resort to a school or other sort of textbook to read

Person 1: dude i was so bored yesterday
Person 2: how bored
Person 1: i was frickin textbook bored

by david nykl January 16, 2009

Textarrhea

When you're texting and you just can't stop texting. When you're texting up the yinyang and can't stop. When you're sending texts like water. When you text much like you poop when you have diarrhea.

guy#1: The other day I just couldn't stop texting people, I was texting so much.

guy#2: It's almost like you've got textarrhea

by lord sion October 16, 2008

Text Pest

To describe someone who constantly text messages other people, non stop for several hours.

-How many messages you get from Ciara?

-15

-Wow she has been a real Text pest today.

by Big Fat Al June 2, 2009

Text coma

When you are texting someone and you are in a zone when you don't hear anyone talking to you or know what is going on around you.

Bob: "Why isn't that car going? They have a green light?"

Mary: "Oh, I see she is texting. She is in a Text Coma."

by Blondie74 June 4, 2009

text sarcasm

When someone doesn't specifically say they're being sarcastic, or use the **rolls eyes** joke while texting.

"Smooth lines there, no wonder the ladies flock."
"Was that text sarcasm?

"It's so hard to tell when people are being sarcastic in texts, you can't even see what they're actually doing!"

"Yeah, Darn Text Sarcasm."

by Ivonna Suckadick July 7, 2009

text-static

Confusion due to the ambiguity of text messaging. Often a result of one failing to detect sarcasm via text.

Texter 1 :"what? You said I was a whore?"
Texter 2 : "sorry, text-static. sarcasm much?"

by Melvin5000 April 20, 2010