Testicle parasite

Sucker. Opportunist. Taking advantage of people.

He is a testicle parasite. He always ask us to pay for his drinks.

by Daddy Dong January 23, 2011

testicleless

A word used to state that a someone does not have the courage to do something

- Why won't he make the first move?
- Because he is testicleless, he doesn't have the courage to make the first move!

by KGGman January 5, 2012

Testickler

a small beard, usually found on the douchiest of douchebags, like a goatee, but grown with the idea to provide pleasure to thier partners scrotum during oral sex.

Butch: I really appreciate you growing a testickler for me, Craig!
Craig: no problem, and what nice about it is that the more of your man goo that dribbles on it, the softer it becomes!
Butch: It looks like it's getting split ends?
Craig: Lets fix that up right now, zip, slurp, nom, nom, nom.

by Spanks Johnson February 4, 2012

tertible

to be as badass as a turtle (possibly of the teenage mutant ninja variety)

OMG, that flip was tertible!!

You should really work on your martial arts skills, until they become tertible

by UnwrittenFour3 May 23, 2012

Testicle Brothers

Slang term for two dudes in a homosexual relationship.

"Hey bro, are you and Spencer getting it on? "

"Yeah man, we've been testicle brothers for a few weeks now. "

by dasbrethren December 6, 2014

Testicle'd

When you are at a large music festival, and two circle groups form right next to each other, and you are stuck in between

Ohh mate you won't believe how many times I got testicle'd last night

by Generic_username1 March 3, 2015

Testicle Crack

Whenever a male's spouse shoves one or both testicles down their own ass crack, causing either extreme pain or orgasmic pleasure.

My girlfriend and I were getting frisky last night and all the sudden she gave me the testicle crack. I usually hate it but this time it was pretty great.

by Big Toe Licker January 6, 2016