the 7 habits of highly effective teens

a stupid self help book that every freshman in hs has to read and listen to lectures about. it is amazingly redundant, all the lessons are common sense and we've been taught them all through our life. the author is really rich now because his book sold a bazillion copies, purchased by pathetic people with issues & no life.

guy-Sean, stop reading the 7 habits of highly effective teens, it's dumbing you down!

sean-But we have to pass this class to graduate.

guy-6 mnths ltr sean is stupider than he already was. dont buy this book people.

by stu March 5, 2004

busted tees

a t-shirt company that is hated by many urban dictionary goers.

the red headed chick from busted tees is hot.

by mike stacy March 10, 2007

Teesh

A very rare marsupial found exclusively in the area surrounding Greenville, North Carolina. Teesh are known to eat non-food items such as rocks, dirt, clothing, condoms, rubber bands, or string. Teesh are also known for their smell. The smell is extremely pungent, and resembles a combination of rotten eggs, doo-doo butter, old cabbage, goat cheese, gym socks, mildew, and deer piss. The Teesh has no true niche in its environment, it is simply a scavenger and a drifter, usually resting on a foregin couch before arising at night to feed. The National Wildlife Federation has put the Teesh on its list of proctected species and asks any individual who comes across a Teesh to return it to the National Teesh Wrangler, Mr. Daniel Thomas Bricker of Greenville.

--Where the hell did my chalupa go?

--The Teesh strikes again.

by Delta Chi May 21, 2006

Teeter Totter

A sexual position in which two women ride a man’s face and dick simultaneously, creating a human teeter totter.

“I saw you go home with those two girls bro”
“We did the Teeter Totter man. It was insane”

by allahu YEETbar November 16, 2018

Milk Teeth

editorial dreamboat with dark undertones and engaging content written by a mega-babe.

also south-coast grime and bass buzz-hub for uneasy adapters and photobooth fans.

Just reading latest news pon de Milk Teeth - whoah

by rampinshoppa August 16, 2010

teeth cleaning

The act of having your teeth deeply cleansed by the scrubbing bubble action of millions of tiny sperm.

syn: blow job, sucking off, eating tube steak

Mrs. Wagner's teeth look nasty, even after the teeth cleaning Ralph gave her in 10th grade.

by zeewoof June 29, 2006

no teeth

A phrase used to:

A. confuse someone when they say something really stupid

B. make fun of someone who "actually has no teeth"

C. say to a person who is literally beat up from the feet up

Person A: Usain Bolt is so slow, I could beat him in my sleep!

Person B: Wow this guy has NO teeth!

by jcoleworld4ever225 June 5, 2011