Ex.1) "
Hey have you seen my boyfriend!?"
"I think I saw him with Ashley talking
boots, you deserve better."
Ex.2) Friend 1. "I don'
t know what to say I never had a date before"
Friend 2. "Just talk
boots with her bro don'
t overthink everything."
Next day
Friend 2. " How did the date go, get any?"
Friend 1. "No you morron she just stopped talking to me and left after I kept talking about boots and how they are made, for half an hour. Neather of us were even wearing boots!"
Friend 2. *Facepalm*