dead man talking

Statement, usually stupid, sarcastic, and/or indicative to a sexually moronic male who uses cheap shots to incite feminine ire. Word play on "dead man walking", i.e., referencing the near-status of said tried, convicted, and soon-to-be-dead male. If said male wished to live, he best STFU.

Guy: (Come-on line)Soooo...ya hear that new blonde joke with the...
Girl: (Interrupting): (yells): Dead man talking!
(All other women in the room lean out or off of their cubicles/workspaces/barstools with a deathglare on their faces)
Guy: Nevermind.

by k2kate January 28, 2009

Talking out the side of your neck

Too afraid to run your mouth to someone directly, but once they start to walk away you look down and run your mouth like a pussy. Too scared to run your mouth until the possibility of a real confrontation has died down.

“ say what you got on your mind now to my face instead of talking out the side of your neck once I start to walk away”

by Jmacbigmacj April 12, 2020

talking like a physic woodpecker

To talk non stop about anything or nothing

Man I was in line the other day to buy a concert ticket behind this guy who was talking like a physic woodpecker.

by vicioushemi February 15, 2010

talkin bout t-rex

Said when a conversation has drifted beyond the original topic or comprehension all together.

Friend1: "I enjoyed the movie, it had cool effects and stuff"

Friend2: "Dude, please teach me how to play popcorn on the keyboard"

Friend1: "Dude wtf, I'm talkin bout t-rex here"

by ZT November 11, 2005

Talin

Someone who is absolutely amazing and should be cherished indefinitely. Wonderful artist; can express himself with ease but also struggles with deeply rooted issues. Nonetheless puts a brave face and makes people smile and laugh effortlessly.

“LMFAO YEO TALIN MAD SPED but nahhhh homie chill”

by actually.tho November 10, 2018

Girl Talkin'

When two or more people, upon hearing a sample used in a Girl Talk record, proceed to sing the re-contextualized Girl Talk version of the song.

We were riding with Dave in the car and "Paranoid Android" came on the radio. He doesn't listen to Girl Talk though, so he was really confused when we started Girl Talkin' a Jay-Z verse

by The Electric Jelly March 15, 2009

I don't care if you're talking to God

Used to state that you do not care about the other person's excuse, no matter how serious it is.

Student: But sir, I was held up because I was giving mouth-to-mouth to someone who had cardiac arrest.

Teacher: I don't care if you're talking to God, detention!

by Shadowassasin13 December 20, 2010