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heads i win, tails you lose 

An annoying trick that your best friend likes to pull on you, hoping that you won't realize that both outcomes are in their favor
Let's flip a coin, heads I win, tails you lose
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Pin the tail on his ass 

A horrible and undefinable jail metaphor with a negative inflection. Most likely insuring a murder or rape, or the legendary MurderRape.
YO! I'm sick of this ni**a man! KEV! Pin the tail on his ass!

coon tail 

A section of someone's hair that is horizontally striped any two different colours. Much like that of a raccoon's tail.
"Did you see Leigh's got a coon tail? I think it looks pretty ace, not everyone could pull off hair like that."
coon tail by Lee Alexandra October 3, 2007
A cute girl who is usually small in stature with a good personality.
Guy: you see that little hottie at starbucks?
Other guy: Yea she must have been a Taija.
Taija by IanTron9000 May 2, 2010

tailgazing 

Checking out a chicks ass, specifically while on an escalator or similar situation (so you are 'following' it). Also, can include the act of positioning yourself just behind a chick on the escalator (following close).
Johnny was tailgazing all the way up the escalator at Wheaton, did you see the chick standing in front of him?

Tailcocking

It's a new DJ term of trainspotting.
He was tailcocking the DJ all night.
Tailcocking by tailcocker #2 September 27, 2009