taking a piss

urinating. Not to be confused with "taking the piss"

Where's Jeff?

Taking a piss.

by steveh7 September 30, 2009

taking the Skin-Boat to Tuna-Town

Slag for sexual intercourse. "Skin-Boat" refers to a penis. "Tuna-Town" refers to the vagina.

She let me take the Skin-Boat to Tuna-Town without even a "HELLO!"

by Kyle February 12, 2003

taking someone's flower

to take someone's virginity

taking someone's flower: He took my flower when I was 16

by dogluvr October 21, 2010

taking me to church

sym. to "giving me life" = anything that moves your spirit and makes you raise your hands and say, "Hallelujah!"

Ex. Her outfit is taking me to church! ::praying hands emoji::

That new episode of Real Housewives is taking me to church.

by Herr Neal March 4, 2015

taking a shower

1. The act in which one goes into a man made rain storm.
2. Where the best singers are always found.

taking a shower is like going to a rain forest.

Dude 1: What's that noise?!
Dude 2: Marg is taking a shower

by annacakes January 17, 2009

Taking the Cosby kids to the pool

Taking a big shit. Often with lots of little chunks.

Jim: Hey Where you goin'?

Joe: I just ate 3 Burritos Bell Grandes and washed `em down with the big ass mountain dew for lunch man where do ya think I'm goin?"

Jim: You're taking the cosby kids to the pool.

by DennisIsEvil April 30, 2006

talking to callum

masturbating, its a codeword only the elitely sexy use, generally used around the midlands.

"Rosie was talking to callum for an hour last night"

"zav what are you doing?"
"erm talking to callum mum"

"callum what are those noises?"
"Im talking to callum mum!"

by zavier bailey August 23, 2007