trousers

It's a word you use in conversation about anything. For example, if you are talking about aircraft carriers, you can say, "As recent as yesterday I owned a pair of trousers that looked exactly like an aircraft carrier."

I once owned a pair a trousers that looked just like a driveshaft.

by TObject June 12, 2004

trouser monkey

One who hangs arounds anothers pants...

Trouser monkeys get A LOT

by ixx February 11, 2005

trowser browser

A poof.

He's a trouser browser.

by Ian Chode April 2, 2003

trouser snake

The big thing that spit on your mom when she was going down my in pants.

Wanna pet my trouser snake?

by rayp January 18, 2004

trose

A self-defining thing. Characteristics include blondness and diminutive size. Also suggests homoerotic content.

A: "You're such a trose!"
B: "What do you mean, 'a trose'?"
A: "Well, you are one. It's self-defining."

by Janettetrose October 13, 2007

All talk and no trousers

When someone talks about someone else in a way that would suggest that they had slept with someone, but had in fact not.

Dude 1: I banged her so hard last night!!!
Dude 2: Haha!!! Really?
Dude 3: Man... you're all talk and no trousers

by BigBadDoc July 28, 2012

trouser cake

A well baked collection of turds which emantes from the anus between six and twelve hours after comestible consumption.
Exactly the same as 'Ass Gravy', 'Balloon-Knot Chutney' and 'Ass Hole Jam' but spelt completely differently.

1:) He saw Shannon Matthews Mum and made trouser cake.
2:) Pornstars never ever have it.
3:) Bradley Pitt's acting abilities.
4:) Britney's career after she went fuck crazy
5:) The average Wii Sports Golf Score

by Sir Bartholomew McTavish April 16, 2008