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Horn tourture

Resulting from the quarintine of 2020. When you sit in a corner of a room. Look a porn on your phone quitly for 30 minutes straight. And do not act on any urge, or else your life will end.
My house was so crowded during the quarintine that i could only horn tourture in the corner.
by Reeeee bitch April 26, 2020
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Les Tortues Ninja

The french version of the widely popular 1987 - 1995 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, made in the very late 80s/early 90s.

- The theme song was very different lyric wise, but had a very very similar tune (different key of tuning).
- Instead of "Heroes in the Halfshell", the popular slogan was "Cowabunga le cri, des ninja", which translates to "Cowabunga the cry of the ninja!" (or something like that.)
- There are the four turtles (Michaelangelo, Donatello, Leonardo, and Raphael), and Splinter, Krang, Shredder, Etc.
"Regardez! Les Tortues Ninja! COWABUNGA!"
by Shredder October 30, 2004
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torturist

A torture advocate, neocon or Republican who encourages torture as a solution to the "ticking timebomb" problem. An idea most often advanced by fat, middle-aged, chickenhawks, armchair warriors and christians.
Ex-Vice President Richard Cheney is a torturist. The radical right are often torturists for wanting to continue the policies of President Bush toward captives such as water-boarding, genital electrocution, nude exposure to temperature extremes, humiliation, religous insult, isolation, sensory deprivation, insertion of foreign objects in the anus of male captives, rape, sensory overload, sleep deprivation. Singly and in conjunction in no secial, in fact random, order to keep the torturee off balance.

Synonym: Sadist
by Curly Surmudgeon June 13, 2009
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tortured eagle penis

when something smells or looks so bad so bad its compared to an eagles penis that has been mutilated
thats more ugly than a tortured eagle penis
by 2497245156 February 20, 2011
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Tortorella

The coolest fucking shit around.

ex: thats so fuckin Tortorella!
I wish I was that Tortorella
ex: thats so fuckin Tortorella!
I wish I was that Tortorella
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tortured

one who hates the world that a person is living in and doesnt care about the ppl in it..in which everyone around that person does not undertsand
all the emo ppl around me think they are being tortured by being alive and feel they need to cut thier wrists to feel good
by xsacraficex August 19, 2006
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Torturebook

Derogatory name for the social networking site Facebook. Most often used when referencing awkward or embarrassing situations a person has gotten into involving their posts or photos from the site. Can also be used when describing the depressing / suicidal posts that a "Sympathy Baiter" makes on the site.
"So Dave tagged a picture of me doing body shots off that girl on Torturebook and now Amy won't speak to me."

"Megan put one of her classic 'say something nice to me or I'm gonna kill myself cause the guy I banged last Saturday when I was drunk won't text me back' messages on Torturebook this morning."
by PPCRO November 9, 2012
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