Tornado

President Biden proclaimed that people don't use this word anymore. Only guessing here but, tornado is not gender neutral. The New Word is TornadX, which possibly also is a B-list superhero from X-men, like Storm's long lost sister.

A TornadX hit the white house today. Press secretary in panic mode cleaning up the damage from the Tornado confusion

by Natosuperman September 9, 2021

Tornado

The thing that terrorizes OK, KS, TX, MS, AL, MO, IA, AR, NE, KY, and TN.

Dude, did you see the Essex, IA tornado? I think there were multiple tornadoes that made it a tornado emergency!

by wafflefriesntartarsauce April 22, 2025

Vietnamese Tornado

When you ejaculate in a woman's hair and push her down the stairs.

1: Dude, her hair was drenched when she came out of the house, what did y'all do?

2: Bro I gave her a Vietnamese Tornado

1: Damn

by ChaBoiX February 22, 2020

tornado cobbler gobbler

When you are on your back lying down and he puts his dingaling in your song hole. He then lifts his arms and legs in the air so his pecker and your jaw strength keep him suspended in the air. He then violently spins until completion.

M1: “She’s getting more adventurous but she still won’t let me tornado cobbler gobbler her ass”
M2: “Idk dude she sounds like she’s not the one…”

by DiRizzle February 24, 2024

taste tornado

The flavor generated by the new Milller Lite glasses with the logos etched into the bottom. These etchings create a cyclonic action to retain the flavor of the third hopping of the beer.

The taste tornado from this Miller Lite is awesome!!

by Jgc01 July 1, 2009

tornado seeds

Tornado seeds are mobile homes. When you build a mobile home park tornados will come.

We better move out of this area, they're putting in a neighborhood of tornado seeds!

by Dictionary Joe April 5, 2023

Tornado

The bitter end result of the process of the sky spiralling downward and falling all the way to the ground.

The tornado left nothing to smile about, nature is just fucking miserable when it gets even with humans. If the grief/tragedy/sympathy/hope industry were really rooting for the people and not the tornado, they wouldn't keep following the storms around with their news cameras and their microphones, but they don't give a fuck about you any more than the people asking for donations. They give a fuck about convincing everyone they are still in control of the situation (maintaining power), and that's it.

by The Original Agahnim December 14, 2021