by Matt&Lucy April 03, 2015
'Money' issued by the Canadian retail chain Canadian Tire as part of a customer loyalty program (similar to trading stamps). Notes of Canadian Tire Money are engraved, and have the feel of real money, although the notes are smaller than Canadian legal tender. Because of the wide presence of Canadian Tire stores across Canada, some other businesses in Canada will accept it as payment, and some Canadian eBay sellers also accept it. A widely known urban legend in Canada is the Canadian tourist (visiting the United States or elswhere) that convinces someone that Canadian Tire money is Canada's national currency, and uses it to pay off a debt.
by avgfhadsfkjbvhadsfjhbv October 06, 2006
Internet message board member "Chinaman" first used this expression to explain grip on his tire... however, the term evolved and now is used to make fun of unsuspecting n00bs that can't speak English properly.
by brucelee February 26, 2005
The act of pulling your poopy dick out of someone's ass and giving er a good slap on the back causing the impression of riding bike with a muddy tire! -MDS
by Modern Day Suffering March 07, 2014
Being in a state of extreme fatigue, frustration, and powerlessness after experiencing a day full of things going wrong, full of delays and mishaps, with absolutely no one taking responsibility or helping you out.
by jeffsmith96162 September 04, 2019
a Texas tire shop is when you bring someone into the garage and check how much shit is stored in their anal cavity.
by DanielTheSquid October 25, 2015
by Slapgod May 11, 2019