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tornado jockey

A political struggle between multiple individuals in a family or organization, especially a struggle for the position of boss or underboss in a mafia family.
If you're somewhat of an outsider, and your family is in the middle of a tornado jockey, please stay out of it if you don't want a bigger scandal
by Sexydimma April 1, 2017
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Oklahoma tornado

when you finger someone and swirl your finger around
woman 1: and he just put his fingers in and swirled around! he calls it the "Oklahoma tornado"
woman 2: wtf.....
by imma touch u September 9, 2025
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Tornado

The bitter end result of the process of the sky spiralling downward and falling all the way to the ground.
The tornado left nothing to smile about, nature is just fucking miserable when it gets even with humans. If the grief/tragedy/sympathy/hope industry were really rooting for the people and not the tornado, they wouldn't keep following the storms around with their news cameras and their microphones, but they don't give a fuck about you any more than the people asking for donations. They give a fuck about convincing everyone they are still in control of the situation (maintaining power), and that's it.
by The Original Agahnim December 14, 2021
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Benjamin tornado

I have a lot money but Jacob Rothschild had a Benjamin tornado
by Uncle Ğ January 5, 2023
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Tornado battle

The tornado battle is the act(a quite homosexual one) of spinning your erect penis in a tornado motion into another persons penis that is still and erect. The point is to hold out for as long as possible-like a game of uncle.
"Me and damian had a crazy tornado battle, I lasted 5 minutes but he ended up cumming on my dick, I think he's gay"
by THE401SAVAGE April 1, 2016
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Tornado anus dragon

An act in which one goes to a Taco Bell, eats at least 5 packs of Diablo hot sauce, goes home climbs into the drying machine on max heat and proceeds to shit multiple times while tumbling around in the participants feces.
Me and my boys went to Taco Bell on Saturday night, little did I know that we’d end up doing the tornado anus dragon.
by Circle Mali 35 April 4, 2022
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Tornado Valley

Noun
Spokane Valley, WA has a new comment Logo written by - Patrick E Bunch
Yesterday in Tornado Valley, trailers and trees were damaged by a new tornado blowing through!
by Your Bodyguard May 7, 2022
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