Commenting on someone's facebook status and not addressing the topic. The topic could be boring or just to change the subject and is known as Status Bombing.
Bob's Status: We're going to the movies on Friday afternoon. Going to see a new release.
Sally: My microwave is broken.
This status bomb had nothing to do with the movies. Therefore Sally has changed the subject.
Sally: My microwave is broken.
This status bomb had nothing to do with the movies. Therefore Sally has changed the subject.
by JannyShmanny March 17, 2017

by aalh July 28, 2011

by keepinitreal19 June 6, 2011

Guy 1: Dude did you see that sick "Tantrum to Blind" I landed on the wakeboard?!
Guy 2: Yea dude, that was so sick , definitely Billboard Status.
Guy 2: Yea dude, that was so sick , definitely Billboard Status.
by AlmightyMoe August 22, 2011

the optimal time to post something really good on facebook, when you know the most people will see it as well as comment on it.
by jblonde December 2, 2010

The state of being higher than a wookie.
To be a higher class of wookie.
Given to those know for wooking out hardcore.
To be a higher class of wookie.
Given to those know for wooking out hardcore.
You get 20 warlock status points for a good accordion solo.
Those grilled string cheese sandwichs are warlock status.
Those grilled string cheese sandwichs are warlock status.
by ninja joe777777777777777 May 4, 2011

Dude, steve was fucking cab status last night, he couldn't even walk so we had to put him in a cab to get home.
by pummy April 29, 2009
