Skip to main content

matress ranch

Refers to the fluids extracted from a very fucked on matress upon recycle.
"Bro you should have seen the matress ranch i got out of my old bed!"
by GetchaDickWet January 31, 2017
mugGet the matress ranch mug.

Ranch

Ranch is the best condiment in the world invented by the great and famous Dylan Cohen and has been lived ever since since 1854.
Can I get some ranch for the chicken ranch wrap please!
by Certified Definer July 2, 2024
mugGet the Ranch mug.

Cool Ranch Pudding

I was sitting on the bench at the bus stop when a homeless man snuck up on me from behind and deposited his cool ranch pudding on my shoulder.
by CowboyChance February 27, 2021
mugGet the Cool Ranch Pudding mug.

pampa ranch

A sexual move, when you cum on their food and force them to eat it.
"I fed her some Pampa ranch last night"
by Ignore_this_post March 24, 2022
mugGet the pampa ranch mug.

Bloody Ranch

When you cum in a woman while shes on her period.
I left a load in my woman while she was bleeding, gave her that bloody ranch injection!
by Lawless123 April 15, 2021
mugGet the Bloody Ranch mug.

Ranch Style

A set of sex positions including Cowgirl and Reverse Cowgirl, as well as the male versions of these like Cowboy and Reverse Cowboy. Gender-neutral.
That hot enby rode me Ranch style all night
by realjayjem April 23, 2023
mugGet the Ranch Style mug.

Wyoming Ranch Hand

When a cowboy strips down to just his boots and hat, finds a fresh load of cows shit, and proceeds to jerk of and cum on said cow patty. He then gets up and two step dances around the jizzed on cow shit while yelling Yee Haw!
I was bored out on the range, so I pulled off a Wyoming Ranch Hand to pass the time
by The cocks July 19, 2022
mugGet the Wyoming Ranch Hand mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email