goose-breading

The act of having one's sexual partner dress as a goose and consume a slice of bread hanging from one's urinary tract.

Megan and Tom's fading sex life was quickly reinvigorated when they began goose-breading; as prescribed by a sexual therapist.

John: Boy, my foreskin is really itching today!
Jack: Did you try goose breading again?

by Spartae July 27, 2013

Front goose

A sex position that is just missionary but the person on top is feeding the bottom stale bread throughout the act.

Dude, last night after the party Emma and I did front goose for like 2 hours.

by Gooseman McGee September 9, 2023

bare goose

Noun- A freshly shaved pubic area.

-"what took you so long to get out of the shower?"
-"I was getting a bare goose;)"

by BIg Mofo Nasty July 18, 2016

muffle goosed

An extremely high form of inebriation. Usually only associated with ones birthday party, a best man at a wedding reception, or a fresh break up. Symptoms often include vomitting in your own car, trying to make out with random members of the opposite sex, and being firemans carried back to your house and/or bed.

Dude, Look at Johnny. He is straight up Muffle Goosed!

by UrbanIrvin June 4, 2014

Goose-Stepping

Stomping around pissed off and screaming. Throwing stuff around. Mad and making sure everyone knows it.

Man I could hear Dolo Goose-Stepping all night last night at his girl.

by SoloDolo8 December 15, 2018

Grinding the Goose

To masturbate. Equivalent to "stroking the chicken", whacking off, or wanking.

"Hey man have you seen Jonny?"
"No dude, he's probably in his room, grinding the goose."

by MCNAIL September 1, 2012

Strangling the goose

An aggressive style of masturbation whereby the penis is gripped and flogged so hard it gives the appearance of a small goose being strangled.

I walked in the changing room and Tony was in the corner frantically strangling the goose for a bit of quick relief before work.

by Fi69 May 2, 2020