bong goggles

After smoking, the misperception that people are interesting
I was hanging with the lamest people last night. Must have been the bong goggles.
by grasshiphopper November 30, 2014
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twitter goggles

When someone looks great in their twitter profile pic, but ugly upon closer inspection or in person
One of my new followers looks hot, but it was just twitter goggles. She's fn ugly in person.
by Eric Robertson December 02, 2013
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Boat Goggles

Boat goggles describes a lapse in judgment or lowering of standards due to being on a ship with the same few people for an extended period of time. One with boat goggles might consider hooking up with someone on a ship that on land they would not have found attractive. In other words, rose colored lenses but for the cruise line industry.
“Yeah I definitely had boat goggles because he is not cute at all”

“Oh it’s just the boat goggles, they’ll break up as soon as they get back on land”
by Lemonhead98 March 24, 2023
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Milk goggles

When a woman with large breasts lays them over a male/females eyes.
Jamie gave Ryan his first pair of milk goggles yesterday.
by Bigbubba666 January 24, 2016
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Arabic Goggles

When you put your ballsack on girls eyes
Rebecca:Matt gave me arabic goggles yesterday, it was an amazing experience
by Brozinga2 July 13, 2020
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Garb goggles

(noun)

Similar to the term 'beer goggles' in which someone not necessarily even mildly attractive may appear physically appealing through the eyes of one under the influence of alcohol. This word references those dressed in anachronismic costumes which may include corsets and other trappings designed to give the illusion of desirable proportions.
"That girl at the Renaissance Faire was GORGEOUS."

"Hon, I hate to break it to you, but you were seeing her through garb goggles. She looks nothing like that when she's not in a tight bodice and long skirts."
by Carmelonia July 07, 2009
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turkish goggles

when a man places his hairy genitles on her eyes and it becomes goggles!!!... it works best on an airplane...
Dude i gave Carolin mad turkish goggles...
by Smoka April 14, 2006
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