Castle wanker

To communaly Ijacuculate in the attempt of building a cum castle
by Not.me.definitely January 03, 2022
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Hang Castle

Reject Mystic Mansion. Embrace Hang Castle.
by FBI_WeegeeBoy1243 November 19, 2021
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jethros castle

A sexual phenomenon in which a woman slowly roasts her tits in a crock pot until they are tomato red. She then lines up 9 eggplants in 3 rows of 3 after slathering them in Sweet Massachusetts Marinade. Once they are prepped she takes a pair of stilts and gives them to a man who then shoves them in her Moist Porthole until she feels the need to erratically unicycle. While cycling the man balance on the horizontal stilts and helicopters his pecker 100 times. This unlocks a portal through her German Jungle and they both end up in Cincinnati willing, naked, and afraid. The eggplants are left behind as a ritual for any frisky lady to do a squat for the pure bliss of appreciating nature. Go 49ers!
That lady looks like her cunt has been stuffed with stilts, she must have been doing a Jethros Castle. What a slut.
by Sweet Baby Coitus November 18, 2023
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Castle Child

A Term for the Homophobic Users on The Website Castle.xyz.
Guy 1:Hey You Saw that deck from castle it had Homophobia.
Guy 2: That's definitely a Castle Child
by craymyarc June 11, 2023
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Kiss castle

A kiss Castle is a place where the Smoochie king resides. This is in reference to the song 'Some Nights".
Some nights I build a kiss castle.
by Ramathorne 32 February 14, 2019
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Costume Castle

A retail store themed like a Castle in Lake Forest, CA. Orange County's best Halloween costume store.
Did you get your Halloween costume at Costume Castle? No, I got my cosplay costume from www.thecostumecastle.com
by WhoDatKingYo August 16, 2018
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weoley castle

it is a lovely area, most come on holiday here as it is a kind, knife free, scum free area, i love living in weoley castle the people here are so polite and kind and the children are so welly educated.
i went to weoley castle and i loved it
i shall visit again soon
by yourmomsajbaghoe July 06, 2023
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