"Hey, you guys are getting high without me, can I get a bump?"
"No. Get out of here, you BUMP BUZZARD. Buy your own. "
"No. Get out of here, you BUMP BUZZARD. Buy your own. "
by The Oxbow May 5, 2018

" hey James, I just bumped junk with Ashley last period to try to flirt with her, I think it worked."
" Ya right, you wished it would."
" Ya right, you wished it would."
by Ridindawaves7 July 15, 2009

1. An incestuous act with patriotic overtones.
2. Sexually abusing a sex worker, and covering it up with hush money.
2. Sexually abusing a sex worker, and covering it up with hush money.
- Greg was trump bumping his cousin the whole time they were up there "storming the capital" on January 6th, 2022.
- Many royals of the past engaged in Trump bumping in an effort to preserve their royal bloodlines (for the good of the nation, of course.)
- Many royals of the past engaged in Trump bumping in an effort to preserve their royal bloodlines (for the good of the nation, of course.)
by Flabbertyflibbit March 1, 2023

by steve randy March 28, 2015

The act of recieving many extra lives on the original Super Mario Bros. for Nintendo. At the end of world 8-1 you bounce on the beetle coming dowm the stairs leading to the castle thus increasing your extra lives.
The same as turtle tips except much harder to do.
The same as turtle tips except much harder to do.
Tim: Dude, don't forget to get your beetle bumps at the end of world 8-1 because you really suck at this game and need all the extra lives you can get.
Jeff: Oh yeah; thanks for reminding me.
Jeff: Oh yeah; thanks for reminding me.
by Copernicus P Einstein July 2, 2009

A method of parallel parking in which the parker rams both the car in front and behind it, then settles in the middle.
Usually seen in the hood where little regard is given to one's hooptie.
Usually seen in the hood where little regard is given to one's hooptie.
Terry pulled into the spot and jersey bumped the shit out of the car in front of him, making the alarm go off.
by Brick City Baller February 19, 2007

Example 1
Person 1: Monitor Your Friends Progress!
Person 2: LOOK! THEY'RE E-BUMPIN!
Example 2
Steve: Hey, man, tryna go E Bumpin tonight?!
Brad: Helll yahhhh brahhh, totally down for an E Bump! I have a whole pocket full of Wendy's straws!
Person 1: Monitor Your Friends Progress!
Person 2: LOOK! THEY'RE E-BUMPIN!
Example 2
Steve: Hey, man, tryna go E Bumpin tonight?!
Brad: Helll yahhhh brahhh, totally down for an E Bump! I have a whole pocket full of Wendy's straws!
by ApocalypseIX September 20, 2010
