The Third Thing

if your on the third thing ur completely fucking insane! the third thing is the ultimate euphoria.

#1 is alochol
#2 is drugs
#3 is the third thing
casey- dude ur so on the third thing
mark-*passes out*
by mark6407 May 28, 2008
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Cool thing

what you say when you are
1.)being sarcastic and really hate something
2.)something is not true
3.)someone says something stupid and pointless
descriptive-
"Cool thing to wear your shirt inside out."
"cool thing to give me an F on my paper"
by bethster October 25, 2006
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thing in a bag

noun. In the flash animated series of Homestar Runner cartoons, a non-existant wonder that Strong Bad uses by looking into a paper bag. Homestar Runner has hopes that he will someday be allowed to see the Thing In A Bag, and does errands for Strong Bad to curry his favor.
HS: What are you doing?

SB: Hanging out at The Stick, looking at a thing in a bag.

HS: Can I see?

SB: No. It's for me. And The Cheat. And Strong Mad.
by Marc February 25, 2004
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Old Thing

An “old thing” refers to relationship. When someone uses “old thing,” it’s typically because they have nostalgic sentiment for it.

When someone says they want “the old thing back,” (which is the context it is used in majority of the time), it means that they want things to go back to the way they were before. They miss how things were between them and their ex. It is usually used when substantial time has passed between the present and the relationship they had with their ex, OR there has been a long period of time since things went south in their relationship with their ex.
Devin: “Yo I saw Aline earlier at McDonalds.”

Omari: “Forreal? Damn I miss that girl. I want that old thing back...”
by DeltaIndiaCharlieKilo January 20, 2018
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just a thing

just a thing is used when you are not in a relationship but when you wheel each other . Its like a relationship with no loyalty
p1 : i heard you fucked sara last night

p2: yea dude it was great

p1: what about cheyanne

p2: were just a thing
by Moniqueee December 30, 2015
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the umbrella thing

Inserting your entire hand into a woman’s vagina then spreading fingers until your palm is open.
Last night I did the umbrella thing with my GF, she really loved it.
by JJ087 April 15, 2022
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main thing

As said in Post Malone’s 92 Explorer, main thing refers to a pussy.
“I hit your main thing twice
by Makayla Reese May 07, 2018
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