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Between the media bending over ass backwards to cater to them, and having virtually no real responsibilities to worry about they still manage to think they have it hard. Even worse are the trendy, psuedo-intellectual little pissants who claim that they're "mature for their age" or "not like the others" until their parents tell them to turn off the goddamn anime and go to bed. Sorry, a "mature teenager" is an oxymoron, dipshit. Get some life experience before you expect me to take you seriously. Get off the goddamn Dragonball Z message boards and do your homework.
Mood swings aren't a sympton of teenagerhood, they're a sympton of idiocy.
by jenny October 4, 2004
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Teenager

One of the reasons why SOME dipshit foreigners hate the USA.
Most teenagers are spoiled. I'm not like them though. If they weren't so spoiled, moody or bad, then the foreigners won't hate us as much...
by StraightFMan August 19, 2004
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Teenager

You know you are a teenager if:

1.You Are older than 12 but are still younger than 20.

2. You are constantly in some form of rebellion against your parents.

3. You know what style/fashion is in or cool these days.

4. You usually know people or of people that sell or experiment with drugs.

5. You have a girlfriend/boyfriend.

6.You Have some form of hostility towards gay,bi, or transsexual, or transgendered peers.

7. You Think it is cool to form cliques and gang up and pick on people that are not part of your group.

8.You Think it's cool to pick on little kids.

9. You think you are all that/the best/ the shit Etc.

10. Have done drugs/gotten drunk/or had sex, even though the law forbids all three.

11.You Think that you are better than the rest of the population.

12.You Can't wait to go to College where the Real parties are.

13.You Wish that Bush was never elected as president.

14.You Love beating up fags.

15.You are living up the best times of your life.
Teenagers really should take over the world since they are the coolest on this planet, Teens rule
by Phaenixdrools December 10, 2006
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teenage boy phobia

the act/ fear/ DEEP FUCKING HATRED of a male aged from 10-20.
teenage boys can be emo, racist, retards, slow, a lesbian's tool
those with teenage boy phobia should avoid any guys that

1. dont smile

2. Have wide eyes. it means they are either emo or a dufus

3. seem to know a lot and

4. are horny all the time
see teenaged boys
Eliza: Omg ian's such an ass

Sarai: Tell me about it. I have teenage boy phobia.

Eliza: its a good thing your a lesbian then.
by Mimiaru September 27, 2009
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tweenager

adjective
A derogatory and ridiculously stupid term for someone between the ages of 10-13. Old know-nothing fags use this term, usually to describe their kids to other know-nothing fags. Sometimes shortened to: tween.

Note: tween is equally ridiculous and stupid
Mother: I've got two teenagers and a tweenager!
Child between 10-13: Shut the hell up mom! You stupid fuck!
by Kellie November 29, 2003
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teenagersbutpog

who gonna be saying teenagersbutpog in a conversation 💀💀💀
by adam_johnson47 January 15, 2022
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Teenager

One of the best or worst times of your life, no in between. Some people have insane amounts of fun and learn a lot about themselves while others can't wait to be out of high school and move on with their lives. Stereotypical teenage activities usually involve the discovering and experimenting of relationships, drinking, smoking, sex, parties, driving and various other things.
"I miss being a teenager, son. It sounds cliche and corny but cherish every moment of your teenage years, because I would do anything to be a teenager again -even if it was just for a day."
by SloppyToppy November 22, 2015
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