crinkle tart

The human rectum.

Hope you cleaned your crinkle tart.

by Scott Swingley October 30, 2015

Strawberry Pop Tart

When you are fucking a woman while shes ragging and pull out and cum all over her bloody clam resembling a frosted strawberry pop tart. And then someone eats it.

So kims pussy was all bloddy when I pulled out so I came all over it and then her roommate ate it like a strawberry pop tart.

by dommatt April 17, 2009

douche tart

Someone who tries to act like a douche and fails.

That pussy is trying to act all bad-ass. What a douche tart.

by boh818 April 4, 2009

lancaster tart

a type of pudding, like a manchester tart but with lemmon curd instead of strawberry jam.

Also a person from lancaster who continually refers to anybody who lives further south than them as a "southern fairy" despite living officially in the north.

Lancaster tarts wear flat caps, Drive landrover discoveries (not proper landrovers, like a defender), are secretly gay and almost always have a dog on a piece of string with them.

see that guy over there driving the landrover discovery, hes a lancaster tart!

by hippyheaven1 February 17, 2010

Apple Tart

A groupie that believes by having the latest innane piece of Apple kit makes their lives worthwhile through the eyes of others. They'd prostitute their time to stand in line because their weak disposition means their only status in life is having something others want on their limited income.

Look at those people standing in line to buy the latest iphone. Bunch of Apple Tarts.

by Rotten to the Core. September 29, 2012

pussy tart

When the pussy way to sour and the reaction is when a male makes a spur reaction face

Ima eat you out girl
*goes down on her and makes sour puckered up lip face*
Damn that is a pussy tart

by timmytimtim1234567890 November 26, 2017

Anal Pop Tart

When you take a pop tart of your favorite flavor smoosh it all up and stick it in your partners ass.Then you have them shit it back out in your mouth lapping it all up...

Damn baby last night that anal pop tart was absolutley delishoius

by Bloodxity85 December 28, 2010