System Link

When you and your significant other align your nipples and press them together.

"Last night Janice and I system linked. It was sweet."

by sometingwong January 20, 2017

Syste

Syste S-iced
If someone or something was Syste it would mean that they were crazy in a cool or badass way.

Bro that trick was syste af

by Xil0KNP March 25, 2021

SystemFailed

A very handsome gentleman that goes by the name of SystemFailed online. He is really good at video games and seducing people of the same gender... sometimes the opposite gender. His music taste is better than anyone else's.

I heard SystemFailed is single...maybe I should message him.

Did you see SystemFailed yesterday? He looked so hot.

SystemFailed is my celebrity crush <3

by NotSystemFailed October 15, 2021

Sysexual

Sysexual identify's a person By Similar to Omnisexual but with Difference's - Sysexual likes All genders equally and only Wanting/Dating That Gender To Hook up with.

Dave: I went out with a bisexual yesterday it was fun but i dont want that person anymore.

Dave's friend: So you're Omnisexual?

Dave: No! if i was that'd be not treating everyone rightful, Im Actually Sysexual.

Dave's friend: Oh Alright, Good luck out there!

by Rather not say.. March 2, 2022

system partner

A system partner is when someone dates a system, and the systems alters can only date that specific person. Other systems can be system partners but also singlets

"___ is my system partner, not all of us date them but we don't date anyone else!"
"Cool but i'm still locked in your basement"

by anonymous November 26, 2022

Systemnovusphobia

SystemaNovus Installation Anxiety, also known as "Systemnovusphobia," is the irrational fear and apprehension experienced when faced with the prospect of a new workspace undergoing an operating system installation. This phobia is characterized by the uncertainty of navigating the installation process of the OS, coupled with the fear of potential mishaps or complications that could arise during the procedure. Individuals with SystemaNovus Installation Anxiety often feel overwhelmed by the unfamiliarity of the process and the potential for technical issues to occur, causing them significant distress.

He was explaining to me the severity of his systemnovusphobia after taking his first IT class.

by 9oregit August 19, 2023

Barner System

Noun.

Based on the original Barter System. Used when someone gets injured and they are worried a cast, crutches, stitches ETC will negatively impact their sex life. This is an economically friendly way to get serviced with out resorting to prostitution.

I broke my wrist snow boarding so I used the Barner System to find a guy with an injury fetish.

She was writing the definition of the Barner System and it gave me a boner. Maybe I'll use my boner to service her in return, and consequentially, utilize the Barner System.

by SnowBoardChick January 8, 2011