sympathy

to like somebody

by Anonymous August 29, 2003

Simpathetic

A writing trope where a scorned lover is supposed to be sympathetic to the audience, but comes off as a Simp.

F. Scott: Gatsby is a disillusion lover
Audience reading the book: So, he is Simpathetic?

by Pineappleman684 September 8, 2020

sempai

someone that is more powerfull than god

ohh, sempai.

by supermelon creations June 10, 2018

Sympathy fucked

To have someone place you in a bad situation immediately after they have expressed sympathy for your circumstances.

They said to me, "Now Paul, I know you're going to starve if we sack you, but unfortunately the budget won't allow for us to keep you." I sure got sympathy fucked.

by B. Ligerati January 15, 2008

Sampaguita

sampaguita, aka "sampy," is one of australia's most well known prostitutes. she has been know to jump on any penis available. if you let her preform oral sex on your penis, catastrophic damage will ensue, ie. hiv, aids, chlamydia, genital herpes, etc. she is a regular on the internet and she favorite include the following:

- whoreing herself out to bands

- sucking cock for crack

- 'tossing the salad' as if it's going out of style

there are many other examples of Sampaguita's lulz, but alas, to explain all of them would take up too much bandwidth.

hey, dude, sampaguita is tossin' the salad for free behind subways!

by lol i dunno February 26, 2008

sympathetic pat on shoulder

A gesture that declares you a poor person stuck in an unforgivable hole that you cannot get out of and also implying that people watch you from afar, wishing they could help, wish your problems will subside, but will never do anything for you. Oh, well.

Guy 1: Dude, I just I'm failing two classes and I don't have time to be at work and at school.
Guy 2: Dude... I failed a class once. I was never good at P.E. *Sympathetic Pat on shoulder*

by MasterNaz February 9, 2014

sympeanut

When a father-to-be has sympathy pains early in a mother-to-be's pregnancy, when the baby is the size of a peanut, but hungry like a walrus.

Bob hit the snack fund pretty hard today, he's a sympeanut right now.

by Charles Edwards June 30, 2004