Penis Size

the length and/or width of a males reproductive organ (penis). The average for a 19 year old is apporximately 6.2".

My penis size is way bigger than yours!!!

by Ryan February 1, 2005

Joe-sized Dump

1. A monolithic crap of such epic proportion that its aroma has been know to travel far distances, well up to 50 feet and cause co-workers to throw up after catching a whiff.
*named after Joe, one of the technicians who can clear an entire office after taking a crap.

The clients came for a metting yesterday to our offices but after catching one whiff of that Joe-sized dump the receptionist took they left the offices running for their lives.

by btezra October 20, 2005

shizer

Those people that enjoy rubbing poop on the wall, what is up with that?

For community service, I had to clean the wall where some shizer left his mark.

*Beware, these people can look like average citizens*

by Seattle Sun July 3, 2008

Prick-Sizer

The one tooth in a womans mouth that tends to drag on a mans penis.

Hey ho, you got some foreskin on your prick-sizer.

by daytripa May 1, 2003

size 9'd

Having one's anus forcefully, repeatedly and not-always-voluntarily resized. Size 9ing is most often performed courtesy of one's new cellmate's johnson, although at some parties, a proper piss-on / pass-out may elicit the act.

Guy 1: "Why is Shiela walking all funny?"
Guy 2: "She got Size 9'ed after passing out face down on the couch at Bob's party."

by The Evil Steve August 30, 2005

size queen

Women who like their sexual partner(s) to have a large penis

Person A: "I tried getting with Jenny last night but she said I'm too small."
Person B: "No duh dude. Didn't you know she's a size queen?"

by Notasizequeenlol July 31, 2011

sizemalize

the way of organizing items by size

The items in the cabinet were sizemalized.

by Amy December 31, 2003