That's something best left up to Jesus Christ

The standard bu**s**t reply that a professed religious-freak half-heartedly tries to appease you with whenever you ask a "tough" theology-related question that he does not actually have a "ready" or "satisfactory" answer for, such as, "Well, if God truly loves Mankind, why does He allow bad things to happen to good people?", or, "Yeah, right --- well, tell me this, then --- if your 'perfect God' is so kind and compassionate and merciful, why did He allow my {some beloved relative/friend who became deceased way too early in life} to die?!"

I get sooooo sick ‘n’ tired of hearing that stupid-a** wooden-smile-expressioned response of "Well, that's something best left up to Jesus Christ," whenever I indignantly fire back a perfectly logical question at a local Bible-blabber who is trying to "bring me into the true fold” --- hey, I'm not interested in waiting for "Jesus Christ" to answer my question "all in His good time"!! I want an actual straight solid definite answer --- and one that truly makes logical sense to me --- RIGHT AWAY, not in FIFTY BLEEPIN' YEARS or however long I'm sposta hafta wait to "receive divine enlightenment”! How da HECK can a supposedly-enlightened "born-aginner" except me to wanna listen to his b**l-crap preachings or accept his beliefs if he himself can't even come up with a proper answer to a simple query that a non-believer would logically ask him? Zheee-yeeesh --- he isn’t even following the “old Scout motto” of “be prepared”!!

by QuacksO November 12, 2018

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to Yeet something

Meaning To throw. an object, to push, to launch and or rocket ; something into the air at speeds or at someone.

(Its usually an unusual object to be thrown, e.g pizza box, Dvd CD, your beloved picture of nick cage on the toilet, Your phone, a drink, a slipper, etc

No you cannot Yeet the pizza box into our neighbour's garden.

No your not gonna Yeet it at me, either

I'm going to Yeet something at you.

(Or plural for extension meaning)

Im yeeting at you!

by Zynamorth December 18, 2019

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In bed doin something

The defection of: sex

LOGAN: WANT ME TO GO HARDER? In bed doin something

PAIGE: YES! YES! PLEASE fASTER TO

LOGAN: U PUSSY TASTE GREAT

PAIGE: U DICK TASTE GREAT

LOGAN: WE ALREADY DID IT I FORGOT MY EXTRA EXTRA SMALL CONDOMS OOPS

PAIGE: SHIT IM PREGNENT

MADDY: WAIT LET ME SUCK IT TO!!!!!

by DOIN SOMETHIN IN BED May 20, 2020

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