Educational Suicide

When you fail to complete an assignment/project and your grade drops so low that it can't be fixed.

Damn, if i dont this history project, my grade is going to commit educational suicide

by AviMgg December 28, 2015

suicide king

1. The king of hearts (in a deck of cards)
3. the name of a crime movie (suicide kings)
4. a male drama queen

Origin: The king of hearts appears to be stabbing himself in the head in a standard deck of playing cards.

The origin of the male drama queen meaning probably originated from people who always threaten to commit suicide.

"Wow what a suicide king, when is he going to realize nobody cares that his girl dumped him for a total asshole?"

by Alex Umrysh October 17, 2004

Suicide Burger

another name for Burger King's famous Quad Stacker burger. possibly the greatest burger known to man, but also the most unhealthy and dangerous. 4 meat patties, with 4 slices of cheese, strips of bacon strewn throughout, and some kind of sauce no one knows about. you'll probably die of a heart attack if you eat too many in a short amount of time.

last week, i walked down to BK and ordered a Suicide Burger.

by Krylancelo October 3, 2007

internet suicide

When someone in a forum, newsgroup, etc. says they are leaving (sometimes "and never coming back"), but actually wants to see how people react to their leaving. Usually as the result of drama

joejoe monkey: I can't take this anymore. I'm leaving the forum. I'm tired of being harassed and the mods won't do anything about it.

kikiquan: Internet suicide. He logged on under a different name with the same ISP

by Shawnyshawn January 4, 2009

Suicide Swoop

Another, more entertaining term for the "Emo Swoop". When one's hair is parted off to the side, covering one eye with hair in a 'swooping' manner, sometimes this 'swoop' is dyed colorfully while the rest of the hair is dyed black.
The term 'Suicide Swoop' comes from the fact that emo kids are often "suicidial" (being an attention whore). Thus, a perfect way to put an emo kid with a swoop down.

Guy 1: "What the fuck is that suppost to be?"
Guy 2: "A suicide swoop."
Guy 1: "You mean an emo swoop?"
Guy 2: "Same fucking thing"

by Schmokel March 27, 2007

emotional suicide

Attempting to kill one's emotions by partaking in emotionally painful practices or events i.e., drinking heavily and/or watching "The Notebook," after a stressful life event.

Ending your "life" without actually ending your life.

Susy was upset that her husband left her on Christmas Eve for her younger, supermodel sister and therefore drank 2 bottles of wine and committed emotional suicide.

by Melissa Berner December 21, 2008

suicide attempt

the worse feeling to have is to wake up after hoping to die and thinking that you cant accomplish anything, even the death of yourself

wakes up

cries
wishes to die
cant even do suicide attempt right

by depressedteen004 March 19, 2019