When some sket slaggy skanks cunts are blocking ur path way they are sklunking
Matt: *polite* *innocent* can you move so I can get down the stairs please :)
Sklunks: what are you gay? ๐๐น
Matt: FUCKING MOVE YOU SKLUNKS!!!! ๐ค
*The sklunks where sklunking on the stairs*
Matt: *polite* *innocent* can you move so I can get down the stairs please :)
Sklunks: what are you gay? ๐๐น
Matt: FUCKING MOVE YOU SKLUNKS!!!! ๐ค
*The sklunks where sklunking on the stairs*
by GORMY GORMY June 7, 2025
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Get the striking eyes mug.Male 1. I was up till 3 AM stroking my shit
Male 2. Dang bro. Didn't you do that yesterday too? How has it not fallen of?
Male 1. I'm built different I guess.
Male 2. Dang bro. Didn't you do that yesterday too? How has it not fallen of?
Male 1. I'm built different I guess.
by SentoV2 October 14, 2025
Get the Stroking my shit mug.To do something really badly. "To stink" means to do badly, "joint" here means a place. "Stink up the joint" is an exaggerated form meaning you "stink" so badly the whole place starts to stink, as if you've taken a shit.
"Oh no, Magnus! He blundered and lost his Queen! Okay, now I don't feel bad about my awful last game! Magnus is also stinking up the joint just like me today!" -- Hikaru Nakamura, on a stream in an online chess tournament, 13.11.2025
by __Vano November 20, 2025
Get the stinking up the joint mug.To engage in the male act of self pleasure.
In other words, the opposite of "playing with your cat" or "playing with your ๐บ", which refers to the female act of self pleasure.
Also spelt "Stroking your ๐"
In other words, the opposite of "playing with your cat" or "playing with your ๐บ", which refers to the female act of self pleasure.
Also spelt "Stroking your ๐"
Guy 1 says, "I spent last night stroking my ๐"
Guy 2 says, "hold on, isn't it November, you can't be stroking your dog"
Guy 2 says, "hold on, isn't it November, you can't be stroking your dog"
by JohnLennonforPOTUS2032 December 13, 2025
Get the Stroking your dog mug.hey dude the stroking leaves are in town, lets check them out!!! I wish i can stroke leaves as well as they do
by Janicatt December 30, 2003
Get the the stroking leaves mug.What did you do last night?
We got down to our undies and we ran to the store and back.
So you went Modified Streaking?
Sure?
We got down to our undies and we ran to the store and back.
So you went Modified Streaking?
Sure?
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