Opened a can of stew

Extreme defecation in a place other than a toilet

I opened a can of stew in Eric's locker after school.

by Johnny Wankler November 20, 2013

Stew

Bhopper turned unit surfer. Came from TF2.

Stew is a bhopper turned unit surfer that came from TF2.

by lumpynutzzz September 6, 2021

stew

A word for an extremely beautiful stranger on the internet. Can also stand for Super Talented Extraordinary Woman. While it's described as a beautiful stranger on the internet, it is often used sarcastically.

Example 1:

"Yo, I just met a stew. Wonder if they like me."
"Uh...what's a stew?"
"An extremely beautiful stranger on the internet."
"Well...you're MY stew but in real life! Heheh."
"..."
Example 2:

"Listen, I don't give a single fuck what you guys think of me. I AM a STEW."
"Maam, you aren't a STEW. You are the plainest person I've met in my life. And untalented."

Example 3:
"You're such a stew bro, lmfao."
"Th-thanks...? I wasn't expecting that...from you. C-could this mean you secretly love me?? Like-like those bully x vi-"
"Dude, I was being sarcastic. The word stew is stupid anyway. Stew is stupid."
"Oh..."

by stew the great May 18, 2021

Bean Stew

When you flick the bean in a hot wet shower.

I had some bean stew for dessert!

by xSAMxCHIx June 5, 2018

Alabama Stew

Eating out a female relative who is on their period.

Bro I ate out my sister last night and it was the tastiest Alabama Stew ever!

by MrCurryMans January 15, 2021

Stew-pitt

1.)Your mind when it is at risk of boiling over with seemingly infinte quantities of genius ideas.

To mere mortals these ideas may seem incomprehensible and "stewpit".

2.)A moshpit that is moving in a circular motion and is about to boil over with the hot sweat of countless roving bodies.

1.) When I smoked that J a billion brilliant ideas flooded my mind. The waters of the flood soon began to boil as the unbridled energy of countless unborn ideas stoked the fires of my mind. My mind was a real stew-pitt.

2.) The stew-pitt was so hot and wet I felt as if I was about to be boiled alive.

by Dedraterdater February 8, 2023

Beef Stew in my Shoe

Diarrhea (aka beef stew) neatly dripped down the production line (your pant leg), gathered in your sterilized shoe, then canned for resale, or to simply waft with besties on a rainy day.

“Beef stew in my shoe” has been so well received, I’ve been asked to expand my menu.

Shoe salad, foot fries, hamstring hash, ankle appetizers, all served with toe jam gravy.

by BB29576 April 21, 2023