A status on Facebook with no sex, no relationship status, and no interest in anyone of the opposite or same sex.
I am changing my profile back to "worm status" as I was getting too many annoying sidebar ads for dating sites.
by nahla1212 December 18, 2009
Get the worm statusmug. The point you reach when incredibly fucking high
Happens after taking full length pen rips on the highest setting
Happens after taking full length pen rips on the highest setting
Jack: Yo check out Jay’s eyes
Cam: Yeah I know they’re so fucking bloodshot
Danny: You already know Jay is Blink Status
Cam: Yeah I know they’re so fucking bloodshot
Danny: You already know Jay is Blink Status
by BlinkGang March 8, 2018
Get the Blink Statusmug. Basically, how gassy you are. A Fartial Status can be checked after eating at a place that gives you the shitz, such as Chipotle, Taco Bell, McDonald's, and many others.
A fartial status can be ranked on a scale of "I'm fine...", to "SOMEBODY PLEASE KILL ME NOW!!!!"
A fartial status can be ranked on a scale of "I'm fine...", to "SOMEBODY PLEASE KILL ME NOW!!!!"
Person 1: My stomach hurts like Hell...
Person 2: How is your fartial status?
Person 1: I think I'm gonna explode when we get in the car.
Person 2: Oh Hell no! If it's THAT bad, you're walking! You're not stinking up my sick whip!
Person 2: How is your fartial status?
Person 1: I think I'm gonna explode when we get in the car.
Person 2: Oh Hell no! If it's THAT bad, you're walking! You're not stinking up my sick whip!
by RedRabbit1987 March 4, 2019
Get the Fartial Statusmug. A new way to express a current status of relaxation. Any status can be expressed by replacing the first word with an adjective.
jonny: "dang dude that was some good stuff"
chris: "Blown status!"
Jonny: "dude, lets go to a rave!"
chris: "Gay Status!"
chris: "Blown status!"
Jonny: "dude, lets go to a rave!"
chris: "Gay Status!"
by KEYONE22 January 21, 2011
Get the Blown Statusmug. The act of avoiding someone because you would rather have the head of your dick pierced than to talk to this person.
by Jashstar April 26, 2006
Get the duck statusmug. Natalie says to John, "I got some good status gossip. I hear your girlfriend wants to meet Julie."
John - "How did you know that?"
Natalie - "I read it on Julie's Facebook status."
John - "How did you know that?"
Natalie - "I read it on Julie's Facebook status."
by Organically Opinionated November 5, 2009
Get the Status gossipmug. the optimal time to post something really good on facebook, when you know the most people will see it as well as comment on it.
by jblonde December 2, 2010
Get the status windowmug.