squirrel bait

a nut, a mentally disturbed person

your neighbors are totally squirrel bait

by boomer2 July 29, 2003

Fuzzy Squirrel

A fuzzy squirrel is when a female who has an extremely hairy pussy has sex with a guy and pokes at the penis putting it in and out. The motion of this move is similar to that of a squirrel nibbling on nuts.

Yo bro that chick gave me a fuzzy squirrel last night, it was amazing.

by Seahawk Kid April 12, 2011

Dirt Squirrel

1. a female of questionable character
2. a female with a scandalous sexual past
3. a dirty dirty slut

'that fem be a dirt squirrel'
'that girl is a dirt squirrel for sure!'

by whiskymack January 10, 2004

squirrel slap

When a testosterone pumped jock slaps you with his (or her) warty balls.

Ex: "Dude i just got squirrel slapped....It was delicious." 2 balls across face

by Master Destroyer December 01, 2014

Squirrel Scammer

A friend who steals his friends crush, even though his friend called dibs(squirrel) on the girl he likes.

Daniel: Man I love this one girl Stacy.
Nick: Oh, uh..me and her kind a got it on last night.
Daniel:Dude i called squirrel on her already. Youre a freekin Squirrel Scammer

by Eggvon May 18, 2007

Purple Squirrel

To have a sexual fantasy about a small, promiscuous mammal.

Yesterday, I dozed off and had a purple squirrel over a raccoon dressed as Tina Turner!

by Che'Brophy November 15, 2013

squirrel poop

The mystery of the final destination of squirrel poop has been solved. Everyone has seen those cute little squirrels sitting up on their haunches nibbling on some little nugget of unspecified food source. The ravenous squirrel is actually eating his own poop. The lifespan of squirrel poop is very short. (probably about 3-5 seconds from butthole to squirrel mouth)

I'm not really sure, but I think that squirrel just ate his own squirrel poop!

by urban surgeon April 04, 2007