Red Spout

When a person is receiving a handjob from a woman who is wearing a ring on her finger and it accidentally cuts the mans penis. Immediately, blood starts to squirt everywhere uncontrollably.

The after effect is a shriveled up hard on and a very sad man boy.

Trisha’s such a bitch, she gave me a Red Spout last night.

by FatalStraw January 16, 2019

cole sprouse

the most sexist man on earth.

my dumbass friend : who tf is cole sprouse

(because i kept talking abouut him alot)

me : bishh...thats ny husband !!!

by colexsprouse October 15, 2019

Whale Spout

When having sex with a large girl who is a squirter, right before she blows lift her ass and legs up so she spouts like a whale breaching the ocean deep!

That gal last night whale spouted me, I need a rain jacket and a tetanus shot.

Thar she blows, she just had an intense whale spouting, we lost many good men.

That freak whale spouting incident left me soaked to the bone!

by Brinkjojoboo January 10, 2020

hope spreutels

the name you call someone when they’re acting a bit weird and u just don’t know what to do at a certain point so u consider emitting them into an insane asylum

how your acting like a hope spreutels

by breh_ January 18, 2020

Whore Spout

It's where the whores go get water.

"Lee-Ann, go fetch me some water out of the whore spout, please."

by stilldimm February 10, 2020

stevie sprouse

Stevie sprouse is the funniest person in the world around the right people she will always bring tons of happy energy she is usually tall with brown and brown eyes Stevie’s best friend will be a monkey

Jeez I wish I could be Stevie sprouse

by Steve the monkey October 14, 2020

coffee spout

How your anus is referred to during an enema.

There was some chunks coming out of my coffee spout

by Apokalypse November 13, 2020