scrotalia

The area of the male private region containing the balls and scrotum

My girl friend loves to play with my scrotalia while she suck me off

by Brad&Mike October 11, 2005

scrote-leys

conjuntion of 'scrotum' and 'oakleys'

When you get a blowjob, and the girls head hanging over the edge of the bed, and your balls rest on her eyes, like she is wearing your sack for sunglasses.

The other night Gabe gave the 'tramp tramp' a pair of scrote-leys. His balls were slapping her in the eyes repeatedly.

by sporkins November 7, 2008

Scrote Rag

A peice of toilet tissue cupped over a man's scrote when taking a sloppy shit. Ths prevents splash back, leaving the nutsack dry and fresh.

After a large and spicey curry, John was thankful for his Scrote Rag

by Denis T August 16, 2008

Scrotal Fetus

A horrible genetic birth defect, in which a baby boy is born, in place of his testicles, two feti(two fetus') are embeded in his scrotal sack. A very horrible defect indeed.

Person #1:OHHH!! That dude kicked me rite in my scrotal fetus.
Person #2:.....

by someweido April 19, 2009

scrotethroat

Name of a huge dickbag who thinks he's the shit at everything, can never be wrong and always has to be the best at whatever anyone else is doing (even though he isn't), also commonly refferred to as "Poto" which is pretty much a raccoon.

Guy 1: "Ahh man you know that human flagpole you and I have been doing?"

Guy 2: "Yea what about it?"

Guy 1: " well Scrotethroat tried and did it all wrong, then tried to tell me his way was better"

Guy2: "Oh, what a dickbag"

by A Humble Dood July 19, 2011

[scrotch]

a retributive act performed on the food of a rude fast food customer wherein the cook/employee smears the customer's burger around in their crotch before serving it up to them; may also connote the resulting deposit of pubic hairs on the burger; believed to be derived from the contraction of the words "smear" and "crotch"

"Yes, sir, please don't yell, I heard you, you wanted exactly one pickle, no mustard, some mayo, two pieces of cheese, and you want me to pick off all the seasame seeds from your bun, I will fix that right up for you..." The cashier turns to the cook and whispers assuredly in his hear "...scrotch'em..." The cook grins maliciously, yells "i got'em!" unbuckles his belt, and plunges the burger into the filthy abyss...moments later the sodomized burger appears on a tray, neatly boxed and complete with combo, exactly as the customer had ordered...or so they think..."come back'n see us now!" the cashier adds smugly with a wave as the disgruntled customer storms off with the food...what goes around comes around...

by gg.rub June 27, 2006

scrotchy

An elastic band designed for keeping oversized scrotums from hanging too low. Similar to "scrunchie" elastic hair bands, but designed specifically for the testicles.

Mike has to put on his scrotchy before the basketball game so his balls don't hang out the bottom of his shorts

by turkeystuffer May 23, 2009