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Sparta fingers

A phrase that can be really annoying to someone and enormously funny to the person saying it. It really has no true definition.
"The lady at the drive-thru was pretty funny."

"Really? Why is that?"

"'Cause she had Sparta fingers."

"I'M GONNA KILL YOU!"
by fathands April 29, 2008
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Spartan

Spartan, aka spart, is when a homo gets bummed and sperm aka seaman is released into a bum hole and the receiver passes wind releasing the stagment sperm mixed with poo hitting the inner wall of the boxer shorts making a spunky poo shaped sunflower, spartan
Spartan, spart, shart, sunflower, follow through!
by Charndog86 October 16, 2011
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spartan shower

Sex involving vomit
"Dude that chick went so low and then she gave me a spartan shower!" "What a champ."
by 2Meg247 December 22, 2008
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spartan hero

Fuck a lady who is on her period, pull out your bloody dick and slap it into her face. The blood in her face will make her look like a spartan, returning from a hell of a battle. Pulling a move like this will make you a real hero.
Maybe you wanna shout out something like "this ain't madness. this is sparta biaaatch". but a simple "inya face" will do it as well.
Markus wife refused to make him some goddamn sammiches. so he showed her what a spartan hero does for living.
by CerealKiller69 October 29, 2010
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spratzy

Refers to a person that is "spratzd". A person who has been ejaculated on is said to have been spratzied. To spratzy someone is to ejaculate on them.
The man decided to spratzy his wife and her friend
by mike 'spratzy' spencer January 9, 2009
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stratagician

combination of a stratagist and a magician.
"It was like magic the results we got from the plan set by our stratagician."
by J Clarke May 13, 2008
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Sprattajized

1. the act of having your sphfinkter stretch to twice its original size by either being anally raped
2. In halo, to be teabaged immensely shortly after being poned by a noobish weapon such as plasma pistol, smg, or brute shot(aka noob tube)
1. Dude he went to that gay science teachers class 20 minutes before tutorials even started. He was defently sprattajized.
2. He just went sprattajized all of those guys after he got the overkill with the noob tube.
by Spratt and friends October 17, 2008
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