Skip to main content

cum sponge

a person with the ability to soak up cum at a rate far greater than an entire roll of Bounty paper towels. they always provide this free of charge and quite often are volonteers on graveyard shift at local sperm bank.
reduce your clean-up by 90% by keeping a cum sponge under your bed.
by pylick November 6, 2004
mugGet the cum sponge mug.

spongetrick

spongey asshole bitch whos stupid

someone who wants everything that you have
"OMG where did you get that cause i really want that and u have to tell me or else so that we can be matching!!!!!!!:"
"ur such a spongetrick!!!!!!!"
by amazing persone February 6, 2009
mugGet the spongetrick mug.

nob sponge

a vagina or a pussy that enjoided having sexual contact with.
man i had a nice nob sponge last nite
by branflakes December 20, 2006
mugGet the nob sponge mug.

drug sponge

a hot gurl who outright askes you for more of your drugs (usually cocaine)
dam that taylor girl drug sponged all my coke lastnight
by yomommafool May 1, 2018
mugGet the drug sponge mug.

love sponge

A squishy absorbant piece of material inserted into the hatchet wound before doing the wild thing for the purpose of soaking up man milk and thus perventing little rug rats from being born 9 months later.
And afterwards she can use it to do the dishes!
by PeeBee February 26, 2004
mugGet the love sponge mug.

The SpongeBOB

The 'SpongeBob' look, taken from the the character name and American animated T.V series/ Media Franchise,'SpongeBob SquarePants'.The SpongeBob is used best to describe someone who has a square shaped, heavy upper body with no waist, but skinny legs. Hot on the heels of the Muffin Top, The SpongeBob will also become common place due to fashionista's insisting that leggings are back in for next Season 2007!!!
"you have such fantastic legs,but that outfit makes you look a bit ..SpongeBob"
"Those metallic leggings are fierce!..but the jumper on top makes you look too SpongeBob!"
The SpongeBob is NEVER a good look ladies (or gents.
by Ms Marvel January 7, 2007
mugGet the The SpongeBOB mug.

sponged

someone who has comsumed more alcohol than their body can handle.
After drinking all day, she was sponged.
by illegalien November 20, 2006
mugGet the sponged mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email