splong

an action word -- somewhere between splat and sprong.

Splong! Pow! Splat! Splong!

by splong March 10, 2003

splooge bomb

Popping the question; proposing to your significant other

Dude, can you believe that Brian dropped the splooge bomb on his girlfriend last night?

Katie looked shocked when Dave splooge bombed her right there in the restaurant.

by rich ryder May 25, 2010

spliggle

An odd relationship that is hurtful to the people around you; usually one where the two people don't belong together but try to be together anyways because they believe they're in love.

Wow, Ashley and Caitlyn are in a spliggle. They are so wrong for each other...

by runt9a January 15, 2008

Splodge

Splodge - AKA ScumBrad
WARNING - IF YOU KNOW A SPLODGE, KYS

Khatz - i have no shield and 1 hp
Muirec - i think Brad has meds
Khatz looks at Brad... Brad goes from 75 hp and no shield too 200 hp
khatz - He Done a SCUMBRAD again

if youre a scumbrad kys
if you know a scumbrad kys

SPLODGE IS ANOTHER WORD FOR SCUMBAG

by Muirecmemelord March 20, 2018

pumpkin splooge

the "insides" of a pumpkin that are removed before carving

"i got pumpkin splooge all over me from makin this jack-o-lantern."

by ARCRUZ March 27, 2008

sploink

1.the act of penatrating anothers punani with ones discostick

2. half physicic half rock pokemon on pokemon ruby saphire and emareld

3. careless fratinization

didnt u hear i want to sploink you

by haskinzzz59 July 7, 2009

sploitz

Cooler than cool. Hotter than hot. Neater than neat. Tittier than tit. Sploitz is the cream of the crop, the best of the best, the ultimate form.

Looks at amazingly cool cup at banquet table. "Man, that cup is sploitz!"

by MrWhistler July 4, 2005