A longer phrase than fuck my life but means the same thing. Usually used after something very bad happens or someone says something bad. Can be followed by putting your index finger and middle finger in your mouth and moving your thumb..like your shooting yourself.
Girl 1: What would you do if I broke your dick in two pieces.
Guy 1: Click boom splat thump.
Girl 1: Same here!
Guy 1: Click boom splat thump.
Girl 1: Same here!
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The meaning is that the person to whom the phrase is directed towards simply does not understand whom they're dealing with and the phrase is a signal of defiance for not understanding the rules by which the first party lives by. To be defiant against the assumed authority of another.
While shouting "This Is Sparta!"
The meaning is that the person to whom the phrase is directed towards simply does not understand whom they're dealing with and the phrase is a signal of defiance for not understanding the rules by which the first party lives by. To be defiant against the assumed authority of another.
New supervisor to experienced worker: Um you can't do that, Mr Gleason, your new manager wants you to put the widget here even and not where it fits best.
Experienced worker: "This Is Sparta! < puts the widget where it belongs > and everything works.
New supervisor: <quiet>
Experienced worker: "This Is Sparta! < puts the widget where it belongs > and everything works.
New supervisor: <quiet>
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"Dude, you gunna need a condom tonight?"
"Nah, I'm just gunna stick to good old Spartan birth control."
"Nah, I'm just gunna stick to good old Spartan birth control."
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