[Spaff] [Wagon]

1. a person who is a goon.

2. a person who is only good to deposit sperm in or over.

an insult.

1.
A: mate I know i said i'd go for a beer but i'm working.
B: oh you spaff wagon.

2. that thick fucking spaff wagon!

by Guido of midland origin. October 18, 2008

spluffing

Much like blumpkins, but the other way around.

Getting eaten out will taking a dump.

spluffing with steve last night was unbelievable, but it got a little messy

i have never been spluffed as intensly as i was last night

by thumbalina456 August 12, 2009

Spliff

A Blunt with cocaine sprinkled on it

Let's smoke a spliff

by The man who knows it October 25, 2009

spliffflick

The flickage of a spliff.

That spliffflick got some major air.

by breemosphere March 26, 2010

spliffahany

Seeing things,when under the influence of drugs.spliffahany

having a epiphany (vision) walst stoned, = spliffahany

by JustAJoke October 2, 2010

Splifferette

A hand-rolled cigarette containing mostly tobacco with a pinch of marijuana.

Yo man, you wanna smoke a spliff?

All I got is crumbs man, lets just roll a splifferette.

by VC-MUNX June 6, 2011

Spliff Sauce

A combination of blunt tobbacco and cheap weed, mixed together in order to create a spliff

Guy 1: Nigga, you got that spliff sauce?

Guy 2: Hell yeah, lets get kinda high

by PurgatoryOfUncertainty December 14, 2011