Shitzel

When you poop and pee on your own poop

Hey josh I just took a shit and pissed on it, bro you just Shitzelled

by JackBlack/TrickyTrav July 10, 2019

Spitz

German for sharp, as in a tip or a point, but usually translated as pointy.

Person 1: "ACCH! DIESER BLEISTIFTSPITZE IS SPITZ!"

(OUCH! THAT PENCIL TIP IS POINTY!)
Person 2: "Was hast du erwartet?"

(What did you expect?)

by fecchan_b0ss May 13, 2020

Spite fucking

Fucking your significant other because you know someone else is interested in them.

I engaged in a little spite fucking just to spite John, cos I know he's wants my old lady

by The Lone Wanderer's Bunker October 3, 2021

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by Rhy_The_Forest_Sys July 25, 2023

Seagull Spritzer

When a bird shits on your head from a great height, usually rendering you blind. Can be cured with Ostrich Oil

'Oh God, not another Seagull Spritzer'

by seagullsperm October 28, 2011

Spitter

A "spitter" is a dose of drugs that is found out by taste not to be genuine and therefore spat out.

For instance an Ecstasy pill that is distinctly bitter or causes tongue numbing or a cold sensation is to all likeliness contaminated or not genuine at all. Similarly a blotter which tastes bitter probably does not contain LSD and given the specific preferences of many users of psychedelics they are often just spat out with no second thought given.

"We bought seven kinds of E that night but they were all spitters!"

"Blotter + Bitter = Spitter"

by Spitter September 27, 2005

spizel

Another word for giz or cum.

Oh man, I covered her face with my dick spizel.

by tom May 13, 2005