shittage

the magnitude of your shit, usually extreme

i hope that toilet can withstand my shittage

by macht May 1, 2009

Shittata

When you try to make a phenommelette but can't risk flipping it cus it might fall apart, so you chicken out and tell everyone you made frittata. You're trying to cover up an ommelette abortion. You're a shit person and you should quit earth right after you finish eating that Shittata.

(From kitchen) Oh shit..
what happened, is the ommelette okay?
Errm, what Ommelette? There's no ommelette, I'm making frittata.
Just flip the thing you pussy, I hate Shittata!

by towsh.net August 17, 2011

minge-shitter

Someone who excretes solid waste out of their vagina

A: "Did you just shit out of your minge?"
B: "Yeah."
A: "Minge-shitter."

by Jesuses May 19, 2007

spitting venom

spitting venom- when someone over uses profanity (a.k.a. cuss words) in every sentence or conversation

yo dawg, Jamal is spitting venom like crazy after you wooped his ass in 1on 1 streetball

by Black Ice April 5, 2006

Surprise Shittack

Ar first you have to freeze a piece of shit, then get your girl to 'blow' you (in the dark), only substituting your cock with your frozen piece of shit, when she notices shove it in her mouth and make that bitch eat it!

*turn lights off*

Andrew: Hey babe, wanna blow me?
Sarah: Sure.

*Take out the piece of shit*

Andrew: Ok, suck on it
Sarah: WHAT... WHAT IS THIS?

*Shove it in her mouth*

Andrew: Eat it bitch!

I just gave Sarah the best Surprise Shittack ever, she didn't even see it coming.

by VLpeekers January 6, 2011

Spitties

Sunflower seeds. So named for what you do with the shell after you injest them.

Hey buddy. Pass me that bag of spitties, will ya?

by fuckup, screwed, fucked, gawd, shit August 31, 2006

spittering

what you do when you see someone littering

she was spittering at the boy who was littering

by Abby Haith January 25, 2018