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Snatch Sneak 

When someone attempts to see, touch or fondle a woman's genitalia, quickly, without being noticed. Common during a make-out session or in the event of sheer curiosity.
When I was kissing this guy, he went for the snatch sneak, so I pulled his hand away and told him to slow down.
Snatch Sneak by Freaky-P January 24, 2010

wrinkly sneak

Old man seduces younger girl. Uses his experience to get laid.
That old man is giving that young co-ed the wrinkly sneak.
wrinkly sneak by jammrock April 13, 2010

Sonic sneaker 

A fountain drink from Sonic with alcohol added to it. It looks like a good ole regular cherry limeade or a vanilla Dr. Pepper, but little do family, co-workers, Sunday school teachers realize that it's not a sober drink; it's a Sonic sneaker.
All the family time on Christmas got to be too stressful, so I slipped away and returned with a Sonic sneaker.

The Sneaky Nathan 

The Sneaky Nathan is an extreme sex act often associated with the modern BDSM movement. It involves two Nathan's, one presented on a soft surface (such a a couch, bed or bed of grass) in a position of presentation, separating the buttocks. The other Nathan will then dive head first into the other Nathan's anus while simultaneously lighting a bong. Once lodged inside the colon, the smoke is then exhaled out of the anus.

The Sneaky Nathan.
"I totally gave him the Sneaky Nathan."
"The sneaky Nathan is handed down from father to son over generations."
"Kurt from the meat department is a pussy, I'd bet he wishes he could pull a Sneaky Nathan."
The Sneaky Nathan by NafesNathanson September 1, 2018

Salty's Sneaks

The amazing trainers warn by the Salty Mon.

Also see Babs, Salty Walrus, Babatron, sasquatch or Salty con carne.
If you were to stand on Salty's Sneaks:

Salty: "Yo mon watch da sneaks!"

Salty Battys Wife: "Sorry bbz"
Salty's Sneaks by Babs lover January 28, 2008

Peanut butter sneak attack

When you stick your dick in a peanut butter jar and flail it all around to smack them in the face
Yo my dad just gave a peanut butter sneak attack out of no where.