snard

An example of a spacey person.

Brett Lee P, i love you. And you are my snard. : ) hehe

by NJwakefield September 29, 2009

snard

A person who smells like bacon and only eats papaya.

My best friend is a snard, he eats papaya constantly and always smells like bacon.

by Shoper December 11, 2009

snarf

American slang of the 1920's and 30's referring to someone who draws pleasure from sniffing the seats of girls' bicycles.

Bertha wouldn't roll hoops with Calvin as she considered him a snarf of the worst sort.

by xopher.tm May 27, 2005

snarse

Perineum; the zone between a woman's snatch and arse.

When my girlfriend gets drunk and passes out, I grab her by the snarse and carry her like a six pack.

by Smilin' Joe June 23, 2006

snarty

someone who sneezes and farts at the same time.

"Hey Snarty, how's it goin'?"

"AHCHOPPPFFFFTTTTTTT!!"

by omgzzz123 October 16, 2008

Snarty

adjective used to describe a pretentious art show where hoards of snotty people talk nonsense about art; A combination of snotty and arty.

Artist 1: "Did you go to her show last night?"
Artist 2: "No way! Can't stand those snarty affairs."

by iSculpt June 29, 2011

snarfed

to pick up gems, jewels, treasures, objects, in an old 1980's computer game.

"You snarfed the gold coins"

by Perfect_Fit July 3, 2012