Smart Amount

Alot of. To get or posess alot of an item

Jim-Did yawl get any of them watermelons from old man jones produce stand?
Joe- Yeah,We went down there yeeeesterdey.
Jim-How much ya get?
Joe.Hell,i dunno,a right Smart Amount.

by danerdawg September 28, 2009

Smart Car

A car that manages to be about as long as the average bicycle, almost as fuel efficient, and probably about as safe in a collision with another automobile.

See also, "things that look like windup toys".

I crashed my bicycle into a parked Smart Car. It rolled away.

by Spelaea January 20, 2012

smart-arse

the hyphen is important

Run! is a smart-arse

by Anonymous April 20, 2005

smart people

Literally everyone, including person who is writing this. 💫🌟✨👑

Every People are smart people

by Pepppa April 28, 2021

Dumb Smart

1.) the act of smartly being dumb
2.) finding loopholes
3.) being a man

a female on facebook posts a status "boys are stoopid" a male friend quickly counters with a dim-witted comment "Well good thing I'm a man and not a boy."

this is an example of being Dumb Smart.

by CtrlAltDown November 14, 2010

smart blonde

see 'oxymoron'.

contrary to common belief, 'smart blondes' don't exist. There are certain 'dumb blondes' that THINK they are smart blondes, but they aren't.

don't confuse smart blonde with smart bitch, which DO exist.

Nerdy white boy: OMG jessica you are SUCH a dumb blonde.

dumb blonde: AM NOT! i'm a SMART blonde.

Nerdy white boy: Saying 'smart blonde' is just like saying 'rap music' you ignorant bitch!

by Jamal_jackson July 28, 2006

smart patrol

(n.) a collective name for bloggers, commentators, and other personages who comment on daily life, generally in a curmudgeonly fashion. Similar in nature to "the fashion police," but generally more related to the general status quo.

The smart patrol on "The Daily Show" really nailed the Vice President on his secrecy fetish with their segment "You Don't Know Dick."

by Jacques Treatment December 22, 2007