A Republican conservative ass who used to work for the Bush Administration until they found out he commited a crime by exploiting the name of a CIA operative just because her husband disagreed with Bush's justification of the war in Iraq. His book reveals he has a strong fetish with petite, virgin preteens and bears...
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John really wasn't too in to his girl friend Rachel but she gave such good hand scooters he kept her around.
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1. A moist turdlet of exceptional length and slender build often coated in bacon grease.
2. A ripe prolapsed anus that is pulsating with anticipation of rapid forced entry.
1. A moist turdlet of exceptional length and slender build often coated in bacon grease.
2. A ripe prolapsed anus that is pulsating with anticipation of rapid forced entry.
You lickin' doodie shoots, for lots of loot till you gotta puke "Necro"
Keep your hands out of my Doodie shoot
Keep your hands out of my Doodie shoot
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Get the Doodie Shoot mug.The act of farting in public and then quickly vacating the area so that people don't know you did it. A distraction mechanism, like faking a call on your cell phone or messing with you iPod is a clever move. Try not to be noticed, and get out of there before the stank settles!
"I farted on the bus yesterday, so I immediately got off at the next stop and left the stank in the bus for the other schmucks. It was a perfect poot-n-scoot!"
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