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Death shart

When someone (often a patient in a medical setting) is on the verge of death and releases their bowels in a smelly flatulent display. It is an unquestionable sign of death. The soul leaves the body at this point.
We were doing CPR on the guy in room 7, and it seemed to be going well until he had a death shart.

Yeah you can't come back from that...
by Hybridpain May 20, 2015
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Cart Shart

To leak fecal matter or full on defecate oneself while performing one or more cartwheels.
Connie was well on her way to earning a first place at her gymnastics competition when in the middle of her routine, she did a Cart Shart and it cost her the entire routine as well as a new leotard.
by Eaton Holgoode June 10, 2015
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land of the shart

A mocking and derogatory term for the United States of America, used by European users of 4chan's /pol/ and /int/ boards, often used to mock the "shit" opinions of American posters.

The term comes from a series of webms of Americans sharting (farting then shitting) in public places.
American: *posts some shit about interracial sex* (Mutt's Law)

European: Ah, the land of the shart. *posts a webm of an American sharting in a grocery store*
by TopNavySeal August 19, 2021
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Shartacus

Shartacus was a famous Sicilian slave who gained notoriety for his uncanny skill at sharting.
Shartacus sharted in the shark tank.
by Jacques Asse April 23, 2009
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shart attack

When your sudden urge to pass gas in light colored pants is accompanied by a wet, warm stain in your seat.
John: Nate,man,the worse thing happened on the way to work today

Nate: Dude, bring it.

John: I suffered a debilitating shart attack and had to go home to change my pants- so I took the day off and went to the golf course.
by Lexdeacon June 8, 2011
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Shart

The act of waiting for your girlfriend to go to the bathroom so that you can fart, but in attempting to do so you shit yourself, yell at your girlfriend to get out of the bathroom and then throw your shitty underpants out of her window and take a shower (even if you just took one).
"I sharted this morning and had to throw out my favorite silk boxers."
by Antoine December 14, 2004
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