He is a very funny guy and he is a very strong guy. Don’t mess with a Juan Simon because he will beat you mentally and physically.
by Si mi December 8, 2018
Get the juan simon mug.by anotcoolperson June 23, 2018
Get the Samantha Simon mug.A beautiful, amazing girl. Very short and sometimes scary. Likes to express emotions and is very clear about them. Sometimes they can be a hoe. But they can be an amazing friend when they want to.
Friend-“Omg did you see how short that girl was?”
Friend 2-“Yeah, what do you expect? She’s a Mia Simone”
Friend 2-“Yeah, what do you expect? She’s a Mia Simone”
by NickTheSlick14 July 14, 2019
Get the Mia Simone mug.by OilBpil April 5, 2019
Get the simon ru mug.A very epic man. A person whomst is very fun to hang out with and is very sunglasses. His dick is somewhere between 2-35 inches long. (It’s two). But more importantly (his cock is small) his soul is kind and smart. (Seriously tho his cock is tiny what a little bitch). He’s a smart man with a big heart. (his dicks skinny too, like you can see the dick bone). Despite being a good kind man, Simon has managed to be a Jew. Now I have no idea how he balances this double life but he does it well. Simon Carr is a good man and a good friend.
by TheRealEdgeLord69 December 3, 2019
Get the Simon Carr mug.His hair looks like a horses pubic hair and a lions main. We could probably land a jumbo jet on his hair
by Marmalade December 8, 2019
Get the Simon Hemel mug.When you are about to have sexual intercourse but the Male genitals cannot become turgid, she is not up for a floppy one so you have to call it quits . Simon from the Tv show “the imbertweeners” experiences this problem and proceeds to punch his dick scream “ why won’t you work.
I was about to do the bang bang but it didn’t work, so I punched my cock, the swelling would not suffice so I had to stop. I was doing a Simon and now I don’t talk to her anymore
by FloppySimon May 29, 2019
Get the Doing a Simon mug.